I talk about myself too much. On LJ, in RL. And here I go again, in an infinite loop of selfness, which is where self comes from anyway, but that's a silly thing to say, WHAT? STOP IT. YOU'RE GETTING PRETENTIOUS.

I've also started yelling at myself at the ends of my sentences. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

I originally added this to the bottom of my last fic because I thought it was cool, but then it got too large. And it's wholly unrelated, for IT IS A ZOMBIE SIM.

WE HAVE ZOMBIES BABY

I made some setups. They may require tweaking.

FOR FIREWORKS (the US):
Number of civilians: 14000 -- Armed civilians: 90% -- Civilian accuracy: 10% -- Number of zombies: 2000 -- Zombie direction: north -- Zombie speed: Normal -- Infection time: 1 sec --Police: 8 -- Police accuracy: 20%

FOR CREEPY (Canadia):
Number of civilians: 5000 -- Armed civilians: 10% -- Civilian accuracy: 90% -- Number of zombies: 50 -- Zombie direction: south -- Zombie speed: Very fast -- Infection time: 30 sec -- Police: 2 -- Police accuracy: 50%

FOR POLICE STATE (Eurasia, my personal favourite):
Number of civilians: 14000 -- Armed civilians: 0% -- Civilian accuracy: 0% -- Number of zombies: 100 -- Zombie direction: west -- Zombie speed: very slow -- Infection time: 10 sec -- Police: 8 -- Police accuracy: 100%

FOR ANARCHY (Chomsky [hey why not]):
Number of civilians: 2000 -- Armed civilians: 100% -- Civilian accuracy: 100% -- Number of zombies: 2000 -- Zombie direction: east -- Zombie speed: very fast -- Infection time: 5 sec -- Police: 1 -- Police accuracy: 10%

Also, I need a new mood theme. The kao-ani-chibifuck just isn't doing it for me anymore, after all these years.

Rating: R for language
Characters: Martha, Ianto (with Gwen and Jack cameos)
Summary: Ianto's eyes are glassy in the torchlight. "One one one zero one zzzerow." Post-S2, Martha's back in the middle of things.
Words: 2800~
Thanks: be to touchyerwood for the prompt: "Martha inquires what 'dabbling' means, Ianto explains."
Preread A/N: This is unbetaed. If you care about errors, the comments section will receive you gladly.


( What did I just say? )

While my power's been out (I'm an idiot, forgot to pay, got an extension cord running in from the hall), the building caretaker dude's been doing some work in my bathroom. Replaced the old showerhead, removed a huge swatch of tile from the shower wall -- on Thursday, and hasn't been back to finish the job.

The only thing that bothers me, here, is that my landlord called my parents' house to tell them she's going to have the Humane Society take my cats away because they were "unattended."

Yes, when I'm at work, my cats are unattented. My dad was probably having kittens of his own (he tends to tantrum at threats and bad news, rather than thinking), but the HS wouldn't/couldn't do a thing. Empty threat. Still not terribly hospitable on the LL's part, though.

This morning, while I showered, I went to adjust the angle of the new low-flow showerhead, and oop! Slipped on the tile-dust I forgot to rinse from the tub and took the showerhead right off the pipe.

And OHMYGOD.

WHY do showerheads even EXIST?

I'm going to have to tell the LL about it, before the worker people come in to put the new tile up, so they don't find it themselves and go 'what?' But I'm going to practically INSIST that this particular repair is NOT AN EMERGENCY.

MY NEW MASSEUSE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INHIBITIONS.

OH HAPPY DAY.

So, who's gonna write the crossover?

I HAVE COME TO AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.

TIME PARADOXES ARE LIKE WILE E COYOTE.

THIS MAY HAVE BEEN SAID ONCE BEFORE. OR MORE TIMES. OR SAID AND NOT-SAID AT THE SAME TIME. See what I did there?

( Rambly capslock sillies )

I am blaming this on the tidbit of excitement brought to me by Waters of Mars and the superfun meta over at lefaym's place.

I have a tank top with the following printed across the boobs:

If you don't have any enemies, you're not doing something worthwhile.

Thoughts?

If I didn't have such a wild and randy imagination, I wouldn't have made it out of BB training class with my brain intact. No, I didn't learn anything. A small sacrifice for the survival of my sanity.

But now I'm all sluggish, and I've got stuff to do. I need a jumpstart!

heavy petting + heavy artillery = BMFG OTP



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There's lots and lots of water on the moon!

THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWS.

*grabs bikini and swim trunks* I know it's a little out of season now, but come on, guys! Who's with me? Don't forget to bring your towels!

I MADE YOU SOME PORN.




Dedicated to mickeymouseinoz, because he wondered about the bum.

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And now for something completely different...

I can still only get through about 60% of Green Grass and High Tides on expert, in Rock Band. I hit about 80% of the notes in the first solo, and score practically perfect for the non-solo parts, but the second solo takes a HORRIBLE twist and then I CRASH (6:37 in the video). I always forget to use my star power, too. It's been this way for months. It'll probably be this way forever. MLIA.

Spoiler alert. This is the explanation, 'cause someone cared. :)

It's too long, though. Beware. Don't read it. (I swear it makes less nonsense near the end)

( I'm not angry. But it is quite sad to come across someone like you, who has no personality of their own so they have to pretend to be someone else. )

If you haven't seen Children of Earth, read CJLYNDON's tweets (at least), and watched all six eps of Girl Number 9, don't bother reading this. Or looking over here, either.

Yes, it's a puzzle, and it's a game. It's supposed to confuse you. Please don't take it too seriously.

I've already written the explanation. If anyone cares, I'll post it later.

Also, for those who responded to my DVD commentary meme -- I'm sorry I haven't answered you yet. I'm having a lot of trouble coming up with things to say. I had no idea this would happen, and I don't know why it's happened. But I'll get on it.

Yoinking a super-indulgent meme from blue_fjords. I can't resist this one. I already ramble about my writing to coworkers who barely care non-stop. It would be nice to do it at people who want to listen.

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

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Thank you in advance!

ravenbrenna is new to Torchwood fandom. So new, in fact, that she hasn't even watched the show! Here's the scoop -- While I haven't met her, and am likely being unbelievably creepy right now, I work with her fiancee, Bryan, who is awesome (he found me an online notes program to use so I can write at work). He mentioned she's an LJer, but they haven't watched TW yet. Well, he tried a few eps and deleted them because he had Expectations, probably because he watched Who FIRST, not like me.

Anyway.

Peeps.

I know no one locally who is into this jazz. Closest one to local is kel_reiley, and she's not even in the same country.

HELP ME CONVINCE RAVENBRENNA TO WATCH TW.

That is all.

XD

EDIT: In other news, Schwarzenegger is my HERO. I'm not supposed to like republicans, but if you oppose prop 8 and then do something like THIS, well. I'll reconsider a bit. Thank you, twitpack!

I really should stop, but I keep finding myself compelled. I have fic ideas to flesh out (har har winky), and if I may judge by my last... whatever the hell that was, I'm starting to produce duds.

So I'm really going to try to make this my last shot. Erm, aside from those other couple I have waiting. And then Tosh, I've been neglecting Tosh. Who am I kidding, I'd keep doing this if net neutrality was completely overturned and I couldn't share any of it with anyone. Even if they're all duds from now on.

Blah!

My user icon is such a liar!

Youtube has decided to make the vid unavailable in some countries, but wouldn't tell me which ones. WHATEVER YOUTUBE. I UPLOADED TO BAM TOO. (EDIT: Then YT disabled the whole gorram thing. Bastards)


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Back to work the day after tomorrow, and I don't have any clean underwear! Onoes!

EDIT: Also, I'm getting jealous of the skills and software some folks have. I can't do flashy, and my vids are so... slow!
 

I call this meeting of the nitpicker patrol to order.